Dear @$$
I don't really know how to tell you this, but I dislike you. I think I realized it that night with George Bush and his wife and I saw you sit on my father. I'm sure you're ashamed enough to understand that Extreme House Makeover sucks. I'm returning your love letters and your Darth Vader-poster to you, but I'll keep the results of yoru blood sample as a memory. You should also know that I told my psychiatrist about the eggplant-fetishism .
Go burn,
-Tomboyshapeshifter-
RULES:
Do the "Letter MEME". Tag no less than 5 other people, and leave them a comment, informing them that they have been tagged. Then copy the "How-to" Letter